Pick Up Lines Resource for Picking Up a Girl or Guy.

You are looking for some cheesy, funny pick up lines or even corny, cute ones you are in the very right place. Welcome to World Best Pick Up Lines.

Best Pick Up Lines

    • 1. I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!

    • 4. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.

    • 7. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.

    • 10. I didn’t know what I wanted in a woman until I saw you.

    • 13. You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and believe me—I’ve been looking a long time.

    • 16. Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

    • 19. It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely… So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.

    • 2. So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?

    • 5. Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.

    • 8. Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.

    • 11. I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running Heaven?

    • 14. You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

    • 17. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.

    • 20. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

    • 3. I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

    • 6. When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul.

    • 9. I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.

    • 12. No wonder the sky is gray (or dark, if at night)—all the color is in your eyes.

    • 15. You’ve got a lot of beautiful curves, but your smile is absolutely my favorite.

    • 18. I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.

Good Pick Up Lines

    • 21. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

    • 24. Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

    • 27. Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my day/night!

    • 30. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

    • 33. On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

    • 36. If you were a taser, you’d be set to ‘stun.’

    • 39. Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?

    • 22. You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.

    • 25. I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?

    • 28. I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?

    • 31. Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.

    • 34. You know, I always thought that Disneyland was the ‘happiest place on Earth,’ but that was before I got a chance to stand here next to you.

    • 37. If you were a Transformer, you’d be ‘Optimus Fine.’

    • 40. You know, they say that love is when you don’t want to sleep because reality is better than your dreams. And after seeing you, I don’t think I ever want to sleep again.

    • 23. I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.

    • 26. Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. (pause) I’ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.

    • 29. I always thought happiness started with an ‘h,’ but it turns out mine starts with ‘u.’.

    • 32. If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.

    • 35. Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away.

    • 38. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.

Cheesy Pick Up Lines for Guys

    • 41. Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?

    • 44. I thought this was a (bar/restaurant/etc.), but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.

    • 47. What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?

    • 50. If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’

    • 53. The sparkle in your eyes is so bright, the sun must be jealous.

    • 56. If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.’

    • 59. I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

    • 42. Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.

    • 45. You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night and I just had to come and say hello.

    • 48. I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.

    • 51. I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are. I’m (your name).

    • 54. One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.

    • 57. I think the only way you could possibly be more beautiful is if I got to know you.

    • 60. In my opinion, there are three kinds of beautiful: Cute, pretty, and sexy. Somehow, you manage to be all three.

    • 43. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

    • 46. Hi, I’m (your name). Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.

    • 49. I just had to tell you, your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.

    • 52. You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least interesting thing about you. I’d love to know more.

    • 55. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

    • 58. I don’t know which is prettier today—the weather, or your eyes.

Cute and Cheesy Pick Up Lines for Girls

    • 61. I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.

    • 64. I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

    • 67. Wow, when God made you, he was seriously showing off.

    • 70. If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.

    • 73. I saw you walking by and I had to come say hello. I love your style. My name’s (your name).

    • 76. You know, I believe that honesty is the best policy, so to be perfectly honest, you’re the sexiest man I’ve ever seen.

    • 79. There must be something wrong with my eyes—I can’t seem to take them off of you.

    • 62. (Hold out your hand) Hey, I’m going for a walk. Would you mind holding this for me?

    • 65. I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.

    • 68. Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.

    • 71. You know, I had a pickup line ready to go, but you’re so hot it just left my mind.

    • 74. I’m not currently an organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

    • 77. I’d say, ‘God bless you,’ but it looks like he already did.

    • 80. If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it right back.

    • 63. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I try walking by again?

    • 66. Would you mind giving me a pinch? You’re so cute, I must be dreaming.

    • 69. Kiss me if I’m wrong but, dinosaurs still exist, right?

    • 72. When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?

    • 75. I was going to say something really sweet about you, but when I saw you, I became speechless.

    • 78. You must be a hell of a thief, because you managed to steal my heart from across the room.

Best Cheesy Pick Up Lines to Use at a Bar

    • 81. My friends bet me I couldn’t talk to the prettiest girl in the bar. Want to use their money to buy some drinks?

    • 84. I was just trying to buy a drink here, but you’re very distracting.

    • 87. I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.

    • 90. Excuse me, I don’t mean to intrude, but you owe me a drink (pause), because when I saw you, I dropped mine.

    • 93. I wish I’d paid more attention to science in high school, because you and I’ve got chemistry and I want to know all about it.

    • 96. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

    • 99. You know, I’m actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead?

    • 82. Trust me, I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by you.

    • 85. I started reading/watching an interesting book/show last week, and I’d love to discuss it with someone. Have you heard of it?

    • 88. You: Are you good at math? Them: No (or Yes) You: Me neither (or Me too). But the only number I care about is yours

    • 91. Are you any good at boxing? Because you look like a knockout.

    • 94. Hi, my name is (your name), but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.

    • 97. Hey, do you mind if we take a picture together? I just want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.

    • 100. Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’

    • 83. I seem to have lost my number—can I have yours?

    • 86. You see my friend over there? S/he wants to know if you think I’m cute.

    • 89. I’m surprised the restaurant/bar/etc. hasn’t asked you to leave yet. You’re so beautiful you’re making all the other girls look bad.

    • 92. It’s never easy meeting a complete stranger—especially one as beautiful as you—without being properly introduced. But can we try anyway?

    • 95. Do I know you? (pause) Oh, sorry, it’s just that you look just like my next girlfriend.

    • 101. I’m not sure what it is yet, but something about you seems really interesting.